Thursday, April 09, 2009

A Twitter to Contemplate

So, if I were on Twitter, this is what I would say.

What is DV doing?

DV is:  harassing strippers in T-minus-20 minutes....

Let's hope they're better than the last botched encounter I had with strippers.

-- DV

2 Comments:

Blogger JP said...

Botched encounter? Last time you got to meet the 6'5" stripper JP. What could be better than that? :)

Sunday, 12 April, 2009  
Blogger contemplator said...

That JP wasn't 6'5", so he was obviously a FAKE.

And the last time I saw male strippers, it ended with frantic calls for security and me messing up somebody's chance to do blow. And a wounded stripper.

This last time was positively bland after that.

Monday, 13 April, 2009  

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