A Twitter to Contemplate
So, if I were on Twitter, this is what I would say.
What is DV doing?
DV is: harassing strippers in T-minus-20 minutes....
Let's hope they're better than the last botched encounter I had with strippers.
-- DV
"Through me the way that runs among the lost..."
2 Comments:
Botched encounter? Last time you got to meet the 6'5" stripper JP. What could be better than that? :)
That JP wasn't 6'5", so he was obviously a FAKE.
And the last time I saw male strippers, it ended with frantic calls for security and me messing up somebody's chance to do blow. And a wounded stripper.
This last time was positively bland after that.
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