Well, What Would You Do With A Drunken Sailor?

Navy buddy is back in town, showing the locals how sailors have a good time. At least nothing was broken.

What shall we do with a drunken sailor
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
Ear-ly in the morning

Way, hey, up she rises
Way, hey, up she rises
Way, hey, up she rises
Ear-ly in the morning

Put him in the long boat til he's sober
Put him in the long boat til he's sober
Put him in the long boat til he's sober
Ear-ly in the morning

Put him in the cabin with the captain's daughter
Put him in the cabin with the captain's daughter
Put him in the cabin with the captain's daughter
Ear-ly in the morning

Or, you could
Try to set him up with the cute bartender
Try to set him up with the cute bartender
Try to set him up with the cute bartender
Ear-ly in the morning

Or, you could have him
Make sure that he keeps that old man off of me
Make sure that he keeps that old man off of me
Make sure that he keeps that old man off of me
Ear-ly in the morning

And, he could
Guard the bathroom while I'm in it
Guard the bathroom while I'm in it
Guard the bathroom while I'm in it
Ear-ly in the morning

But mostly you'll end up
Arguing about whether she likes him
Arguing about whether she likes him
Arguing about whether she likes him
Ear-ly in the morning

And then probably
Calm him down when he gets pissy
Calm him down when he gets pissy
Calm him down when he gets pissy
Ear-ly in the morning

Finally,
Tuck him in when he passes out
Tuck him in when he passes out
Tuck him in when he passes out
Ear-ly in the morning!


Thanks, man! I had more fun out then than I have in a long time.

Well, what would you do with a drunken sailor?

--Virgil