I Want YOU!
We want YOU to Vote for Virgil on November 4th. Virgil is a woman of the people, and she understands what it means to fight for them.
Virgil is also an Amigo de los Luchadores. Do you really want to mess with Blood of the Aztecs (pictured below left) and the Ultimate Dragon (pictured below right)? Virgil understands how important treaties like NAFTA are to our entertainment.
JP thinks nachos grande comes with it's own "bean juice."
What more should we expect from a man who seems obsessed with "BROWN FOREIGNER!!!! :)". We hear you, JP. We hear you, but we're not smiling. Do you see us smiling in that picture up there? Because we're not. Not even a little bit.
On this election day, support the candidate who fights for all people, and whose campaign headquarters is run out of an actual office, instead of a parent's basement.
Vote for Virgil, the candidate with an actual office.
posted by contemplator at Thursday, October 30, 2008
2 Comments:
Throwing around your spacious and plush "office" won't win you any supporters here in REAL America. This is just proof of how out-of-touch with the true salt-of-the-earth American workers you really are.
And sure JP lives with his parents... because JP supports Christian family values and solid fiscal policies. He won't waste money on extravagant purchases like a real apartment, electric bills, or deodorant.
The true salt-of-the-earth workers don't wear deoderant?
Are you saying you're in the same league as Stinky Hippie? That'll cost you some votes...
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