Search Synonyms

So, occasionally when I don't want to grade or do other productive things, I trawl Google News for items about college and that sort of thing. (Or, I check Tommy Karpency news, but that's not something I tell just everybody.) Google tries to be helpful by offering other search words that may be related to what you want to read about. So, when I put in "professor," it gives me things like "plagiarism" and "Ivy league".

Why is it also giving me "noose"??

-- DV

*There are no synonyms searches for Tommy Karpency. It should probably say "get off the fucking internet. Now."