Them Wacky Millenialists...

My drinking buddy an Undesirable Element is doing a review of Mormonism. While drinking one night, we thought it would also be a hoot to compare the craziness of Jehovah's Witnesses as well. Although his posts are going to be far more entertaining (fundy undies, God is an alien, you get your own planet, etc.), I'm still going to post about them. JW's are just creepy, though. No fun in that cult. It's a sin.

Topics to cover:
The Great Pyramids Say Jesus is Coming Back!
It's the End of the World As We Know It (again, again, and again)
Jay-Dubs support Hitler from the USA while going into his concentration camps in Europe
TAKE NO BLOOD!! (Except if it hinders you from being recognized in the European Union)
Babylon the Great, that whore, is actually the Catholic Church!
Speaking of the Catholic Church, they're such hypocrites for letting their priests molest kids and doing nothing to stop it. But don't tell anyone--JW's do it too! It'll be our little secret.
The Wild Beast of Revelation is really the United Nations! (Although we'll tone that rhetoric down in our publications when we find out the UN won't recognize us as an official religion otherwise)
Sadly, We Have No Fundie Undies (but we do have a secret sex book!)

The first installation will be shortly forthcoming...

--Virgil