Maybe He Does Already?

I normally don't really care for email forwards. I just don't find them to be as funny as everyone else seems to. At least it's not as bad as a few years ago, when a Christian acquaintance spammed me with every prayer request and Gawd is Good spam email known. She broke off all contact with me when she found out I didn't celebrate Christmas as a kid. She never even gave me a chance to tell her the good stuff.

But this forward from Sister hit the spot. See what you think:

Powerful Women

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says...


'Oh shit ...she's awake!!!'

Ha! If only I believed in him, I would wonder whether he didn't do that already.

-- Virgil